The Return of Wonkette

It's been my severe pleasure to hang out with you this month as your Fake Wonkette while the Real Wonkette has been away. The good news? She's back on duty first thing tomorrow. Thank God: y'all were making me kind of itchy, and I just found out Virginia doesn't have a cooling-off period for handgun sales.

Anyhoo, Wonkette and I began having the following IM conversation for actual business purposes, but it quickly devolved, so we figured we'd just post it up and call it a day and get to the drinking. And hey! Thanks for having me! And thanks, most of all, to those of you who were had.


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