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The Rodent to the Presidency

couldn't you  just melt?Yesterday, Clark adviser Chris Lehane told reporters the general's ingenious campaign strategy: "Our intention is to win in Tennessee [and] go on to fight like a badger in Wisconsin." Sure, invoking the University of Wisconsin's adorable mascot sounds less than intimidating, but a badger -- much like Wes Clark Jr. -- is far more ferocious than his cute and cuddly appearance would suggest. Just the other day in Tulsa, a badger complained to reporters that their coverage displayed a "transparent pro-mongoose bias" and was "a fucking joke."


Edwards, Clark see Tenn., Va. as key [Boston Globe]

From the Mouths of Babes: The general's son on sweaters, speeding tickets, and the corrupt political press. [Slate]

Wes Jr. [AP/Yahoo]

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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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