That is indeed a dirty swordThat's right, jerkwad, your sword is dirty, and I mean that in a metaphorical sense, too. While your wife has been readying her English language album for release in the States to capitalize on her new marriage, you've been gallivanting around the Middle East and I now just feel really sorry for Carla being your beard. Oh, you want to deny? I've got the photos, Nick, let's not pretend.

GrossSo, what is is about the swarthy men, Nick? I don't do it for you, but Sheik Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan of the UAE does? Pathetic.

Pointing with his swordStop pointing at me and laughing. If you fooled Carla Bruni with your supposed heterosexuality, you could've fooled anyone.

Crossing swordsYou're about to cross swords with the man, could it be any more obvious? God, I was such a fool!

Stroking his swordI think you probably stroke your sword a lot, which is why you seem to be such a natural at it.

Whistling something other than DixieI bet you know a lot about tilting your head back and puckering up, but this way must hurt your knees a lot less.

Poor, poor Carla. I hope her album does well but, with the heartbreak she's got comin', I'll bet the next one makes Jagged Little Pill look like an album of love songs.

[Photos from the Association Press]


How often would you like to donate?

Select an amount (USD)


©2018 by Commie Girl Industries, Inc