The South Will Rise Again

Yes, if we had a dime for everyone that's emailed about "fuckthesouth.com," we could buy a sophisticated enough spam filter that we would stop getting messages about how the election was "hacked"! "Stolen"! Whatever!


As for the site itself: Never has incoherent rage been so embraced by those who like to think of themselves as intellectuals: "No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments." We especially like the flag-based argument, "Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states." And you thought taking the Bible literally was crazy!

We love the South, without which we'd be denied Faulkner, twirling competitions, and bourbon.

Oh, and put things in perspective: Like those backwards hicks would even miss the Liberty Bell. Just let them marry their cousins and play with their guns. We'll take over eventually.

Fuck the South [fuckthesouth.com]

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