The Staff Ass Story: Race to the Bottom

Today's Reliable Source breaks some important news with a "public service announcement for the half-dozen men (so far) caught up in the 'Washingtonienne' sex scandal on Capitol Hill: It would be prudent to get HIV tests." You got that? If you have butt sex with a slutty girl, you should probably get tested for AIDS. We're gonna write that one down, it seems important.

You don't think the Source is just trying desperately to keep this scandal alive, do you? Oh, of course not: Why bother with a Hill staffer's medical records when you have juicy items about the likes of Abraham Lincoln and hotel reservations to make up the rest of the column? Next week: Jessica Cutler's dental records. . . SHE DOES NOT ALWAYS FLOSS.

The Reliable Source (third item) [WP]

Washingtonienne(s) Lite [Wonkette]

Washington's Other W Twins [Wonkette]


Washingtonienne: Eliminated by Process [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne: Process of Elimination [Wonkette]

Save Washingtonienne! Or: We Are All Washingtonienne Now [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne: Aren't You Bored Yet? [Wonkette]

Would You Sell Sex to This Man? [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne: We Thought We Knew You [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne: Wonkette Works the Phones. [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne: Back from Monkeyfishing [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne: Not Fired, Gone Monkeyfishing? [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne A.P.B. [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne's Former Day Job [Wonkette]

The Lost Washingtonienne (WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE, ETC., ETC.) [Wonkette]

We Love You, Washingtonienne [Wonkette]

Where is Washingtonienne? [Wonkette]

A Girl After Our Own Heart (She's So Getting a Book Deal Out of This) [Wonkette]


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