The Surge Already Started! Suck It, Teddy Kennedy!
ABC reports breathlessly that the promised Iraq Troop Surge is underway, despite the fact that the President hasn't actually announced it yet. It's sure to be the turning point of the war:
An additional battalion of roughly 100 troops from the same division are expected to arrive in Baghdad Thursday.
Wait, that's the fucking surge? One hundred guys??? Why the hell don't they just send in the Bears' defensive line, they ought to be about as effective at securing Baghdad.