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The Taming Of The Slut: A One Act Play Inspired By Today's SCOTUS Hobby Lobby Decision
The curtain opens on a generic office setting. THE BOSS sits behind a desk, feet up, hands folded behind head. His employee, LADY WORKER, enters, looking nervous.
LADY WORKER: You wanted to see me?
THE BOSS: Yes, yes. Do sit down, child. Wait, you do not have your period, do you?
LADY WORKER: Excuse me?
THE BOSS: It is just that I do not want you in here spontaneously aborting pre-baby eggs or perhaps bleeding on anything. I don't like abortions, or sharks. The sharks, they come for the blood.
LADY WORKER: What?
THE BOSS: I see that you do not understand me, for you are but a simple and adorable woman-creature. Come in and sit down.