The Truth About Capitol Hill Girls

According to the Hill Zoo, Capitol Hill is home to two types of young female staffers. First, the girls who are "easier to take home then your Congressional ID." Or they could be the other type: "[O]verzeaolous / successful / hard-to-figure-out," in which case "if you don’t fit in with their future plans then you’re screwed. . . unless you're their boss."

Not that being her boss hurts with the first type.

Tedders voted Mayor of Capitol Hill [Hill Zoo]


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