The Vanishing Veep: Where the Hell Is Cheney?

Don't let the door ... uh, never mind, for now. - WonketteThis is getting deeply suspicious. Cheney fled Washington the day before the Election, supposedly to some hunting lodge in South Dakota.

Election Day came and went. Republicans lost the House, and by today they'd lost the Senate. Rumsfeld is gone. Mehlman is gone. Bolton is gone. Bush is eating "pasta and chocolates" with Pelosi.

We would be irresponsible not to ask, Did Bush Sr. have Cheney assassinated? Because for such a Chatty Cathy before the Election, not a word has been heard from Dick since Monday.

Well, it turns out he's "alive." Not talking, possibly not invited to talk, possibly just privately planning to beat Karl Rove to death with Laura Bush's body. But he continues to walk the Earth. We're still in grave danger. The picture was taken today at the White House.

U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney [Yahoo News]


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