* Dude, who throws a perfectly fine watermelon off of a roof? Of all the things Condoleezza could chuck off a roof, a big piece of fruit? Our educators lack some serious innovation.
* Is there any way she actually lives in the fake New Orleans and wants to run for mayor of that? I mean, it looks pretty nice there. Has anyone contacted Disneyland security to see if they have any crazies sleeping there night after night, and murmuring that it doesn't look as bad as they would've thought?
* I know there's a joke in here about Christopher Hitchens still claiming there actually was someone in the house... its just a question of finding the right words. PS--New York beats Texas hands-down, PA beats VA, and Florida is just....special.
* Son, we live in a world that has playgrounds, and those walls playgrounds have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg?
CAPTION CONTEST WINNER!
-Congressman Bob Arnold