The Week In Wonkette:

War on Social Security needs more moustaches.

Even for a cable news reporter, Julie Banderas has "an unusually long tongue."

Dirty bombs, celebrity-blogging, gay marriage: major threats to America assessed in handy chart form.

John Gibson loathes gay marriage; may also be a self-hating orphan.

Thursdays with Tina: "I was practically fisting my schnozz at Poste the other night!"


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