• President Bush sends out holiday greetings, reveals deeply-felt prejudices.

• Future Holidays of America announced: Stickmas comes every July, Abramoffukkah could come a LOT sooner.

• The Pentagon may or may not feel threatened by gay kiss-ins (Kisses-in? Is it like Attornies General?). We prefer to think that they ARE worried about them, because it makes things a lot more hilarious.

• Jeanine Pirro sets her sights a little lower; probably needs to set them lower still.

• Tom Delay spends a small fortune to bring GOP's message into the Republican-hostile environments of the filthy rich.

• Maureen Dowd: translated, tabularly.

• Darfur, Mr. President?

• Governor Bill Richardson's Presidential aspirations: doomed by his Uncle Bad Touch tendencies?— DCEIVER