The Week In Wonkette
•President Bush sends out holiday greetings, reveals deeply-felt prejudices .
•Future Holidays of America announced: Stickmas comes every July, Abramoffukkah could come a LOT sooner.
•The Pentagon may or may not feel threatened by gay kiss-ins (Kisses-in? Is it like Attornies General?). We prefer to think that they ARE worried about them, because it makes things a lot more hilarious.
•Jeanine Pirro sets her sights a little lower ; probably needs to set them lower still.
•Tom Delay spends a small fortune to bring GOP's message into the Republican-hostile environments of the filthy rich.
•Maureen Dowd: translated , tabularly.
• Darfur , Mr. President?
•Governor Bill Richardson's Presidential aspirations: doomed by his Uncle Bad Touch tendencies?— DCEIVER