• You mean there are five people on the planet less influential than Steve Forbes? That's what the list says.
• Rush Limbaugh pouts his lips and rhapsodizes about teen blow jobs.
• Norwegian eco-sluts splatter the forest with life force.
• Does George W. Bush have a secret developmentally disabled twin?
• Sharon's pants aggressively colonizing his shirt.
• Gannon takes the fifth on sex life with superheroes.
