The Week In Wonkette
•Butterstick: is he the Second Coming ? Whatever, y'all, we're too blinded by the supernova of cuteosity .
•Here's a shock. Apparently, suspending habeas corpus at Gitmo may have had some unintended consequences .
•Before you plunge your obelisk into her tidal basin, make sure you're covered in scaffolding.
•Does the religious right give a shit about the poor? Don't spend all night on the roof of your Lower Ninth Ward shanty wondering! [Answer: No. of course they don't.]
•Bill O'Reilly got his facts wrong ? This looks like a case for Totally Fucking Obvious Man!
• Radar gets in one last shot at Jenna before going belly up.— DCEIVER