The Week in Wonkette: Move Calmly Toward the Exits Edition

Need to give that ho-hum evacuation some above-the-fold flair? Matt Drudge shows you how.

Courage under wayward flier: Sam Brownback has everything under control.

The President finds an even gooder book.

Nothing says, "Watch out, heathens, we're about to drop some faith and democracy on your ass!" like a BushFish.

How is Ana's novel coming along? The dirty parts are already done! Well, some of them anyway.

Reach out and touch someone (but not in a gay way). Welcome to the hilarious world of faith-based, entrepreneurial homophobia.

Don't see the erotic potential of a really hot mule? What are you, some kind of coastal elitist?


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