The Wonkette Google Referral Rumor Index
A few of the search strings that brought people here over the past week, and what we think they mean. Remember: Gossip is what people want to know more about.
• barack obama drug addiction: Give Alan Keyes's campaign manager a raise!
• jenna bush michael phelps: But he's not old enough to drink!
• Michelle Malkin gay marriage: Congratulations! Which one of you gets to wear the dress?
• Gang of 500: The Note is fucking Jessica Cutler. Obviously.