There Is No Way You Will Not Love This North Dakota Governor Doing The Twist
For all we know, Jack Dalrymple, Governor of North Dakota, has personally strangled a LOLCAT while blocking an abortion clinic. DON'T KNOW, DON'T CARE, because he is married to Betsy Dalrymple, and you will want to watch her say "AND I'M FIRST LADY BETSY DALRYMPLE," again and again. Betsy Dalrymple for veep? Probably not, back to the tax returns! [Youtube]
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