These Minnesota Senate People Are *Unbelievable* Welfare Queens

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WHAT DO YOU WANT, CLOWN?


For all of us in Minnesota and around the country who have waited for a final result in our razor-tight Senate race, yesterday was an important and exciting day.

The last few ballots were counted last week, and yesterday the election contest court cemented our victory. After a fair, transparent, and quite lengthy process, our margin of victory stands at 312 votes. And for that, I owe you more thanks than I could ever express. This has been an amazing campaign, and Franni and I will never forget how hard we all worked together to achieve this important win.

This is the immediate next sentence, the very smooth, subtle segue:

CLICK HERE TO HELP CEMENT OUR WIN!

Later:

PLEASE CLICK HERE TO HELP ME DEFEND THIS IMPORTANT VICTORY!

Hey GO GET A JOB man.

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