These New Hillary Ads Will Warm The Cockles Of Your Trump-Hatin' Heart
Still makes us LOL
Oh look, it is Friday afternoon! Shall we write a nice happy thing about how Donald Trump's campaign is clogging up the shitter so hard no man-made plunger may be able to fix it, and how Hillary's just come out with a bunch of GREAT new ads about what a fuck-up he is? Oh, there are other stories out there. Ted Cruz jacked off to the phrase "Radical Islamic Terrorism" on the Senate floor for twenty minutes on Thursday. Scott Baio crept out of his sad-ass cocoon to call Obama a terrorist sympathizer on the Fox Business Network, and whined about how Hollywood is mean to him because he loves Donald Trump. (Hollywood is mean to Scott Baio because he is a bad actor whose career is not necessary.)
[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/603021/donald-trump-loves-the-gays-so-much-he-wants-them-to-go-outside-on-this-nice-day"></a>[/wonkbar]But fuck all that noise. These ads are DELICIOUS. To begin, we have Hillary responding to Donald Trump's very hilarious belief that he is the TRUEST friend to the homosexuals, because he will bomb the Muslims to death. How does this ad respond? Oh, it just shows him saying a bunch of things about how he is against marriage equality and would nominate Supreme Court justices who would overturn it. Hillary is so dirty, using Trump's own words against him!