Thin-Skinned Nazis At Breitbart Gonna Sue You For Saying They're Racist, Truth Absolute Defense Against Libel

Who could it be now?, whose greatest scalps include that nice black lady who got fired from the Department of Agriculture, the multicultural organizers of ACORN, and all of human decency and civilization with the ascension of its CEO, Stephen Bannon, to the West Wing, is planning to sue "a major media company" (doubtless NBC) for saying it is "white nationalist."

The website, which includes a dedicated tag for "black crime," just as includes a dedicated tag for "Breitbart racist," has become the locus for overt white nationalists and racist-frog memes; David Duke has called the elevation of Bannon to the White House "excellent."

"You have an individual, Mr. Bannon, who's basically creating the ideological aspects of where we're going," added Duke. "And ideology ultimately is the most important aspect of any government."

The KKK and American Nazi Party agree.

Bannon himself has called "the platform for the alt-right," the politically correct, safe-space name for "white nationalists," which is already the politically correct name for "people who think European-American citizens are superior to the mud people," but don't like to be called "racist" because it makes them :(

If the white nationalist shoe fits ...

Breitbart's statement to The Hill reads:

"Breitbart News Network, a pro-America, conservative website, is preparing a multi-million dollar lawsuit against a major media company for its baseless and defamatory claim that Breitbart News is a ‘white nationalist website,’” the statement reads.

"Breitbart News cannot allow such vicious racial lies to go unchallenged, especially by cynical, politically-motivated competitors seeking to diminish its 42 million monthly readers and its number one in the world political Facebook page. Breitbart News rejects racism in all its varied and ugly forms. Always has, always will," the statement continues.

"The diversity of the company’s news coverage and its staff continue to embody Andrew Breitbart’s colorblind, distinctly American commitment to ‘E pluribus unum’—out of many, one."

Wonkette expects NBC to call David Duke, your skinhead nephew, the Grand Wizard of the KKK, and Stephen Bannon as witnesses for the defense.


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