This Is A Really Good Song About How Hillary Clinton Is Super Evil And Coughs Sometimes
Happy Friday Wonkers! I was off Monday so I did not get the chance to bring you any beautiful video treats, and I know you are sad about it, so today I bring you the best treat of all, and that is a new slow jam by William Tapley, whom you may know is the Third Eagle of The Apocalypse and the Co-Prophet of These End Times, and also our collective lover in the nighttime.
It is a very good song about how Hillary is totally evil, and also dying because sometimes she coughs, and how we would go to jail if we deleted our emails, and also how much he loves Donald Trump. In fact, Tapley wrote the song for the Trump Campaign, and we hope Trump will use it! It is probably going to be a big hit!
Of course, according to some other YouTube personalities who are my new favorite, Hillary Clinton didn't actually do any of those email crimes or any of the coughing, because Hillary Clinton was actually murdered some time ago and has been replaced with a clone. WHOA IF TRUE!
You should all go read that lady's biography, because there is actually some Henry Darger-level genius going on there and it is my new favorite thing in the whole entire world. I plan to write an opera about her life.
I hope you can enjoy your weekend, Wonkers, even though now you are scarred for life maybe!
[h/t Christian Nightmares]
Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. In addition to her work at Wonkette, she also has a biweekly column at Dame. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse