This Is Just A Really Good Breitbart Interview With Sean Spicer
So, Dead Breitbart gets to go to the White House now, because its (maybe?) former leader, Steve Bannon, is now the president of the United States. And oh, what journalism it is already contributing to our national discourse! Consider this interview, conducted by a 12-year-old boy named Charlie Spiering, who presumably won a contest for writing the best "alt-right" version of the "If I Could Give The World A Gift" poem in his WHOLE elementary school. Let us watch it and marvel at it!
Here's the part 15 seconds later where they still don't talk:
UH OH, now we are words-ing! To be fair, the young man doing the interview seems nervous:
CLOSE UP!
DIFFERENT CLOSE-UP!
Who's that over there on the right playin' peek-a-boo? It's Melissa McCarthy maybe!
Who's over there on the left playin' peek-a-boo? It's the Breitbart breakout star doing the interview!
Who's that over there on the right playin' peek-a-boo? IT'S A CHAIR!
Did that give you an idea of how good this interview is? OK, here is a moving picture .GIF thingie, to show you even gooder:
i love this breitbart interview so much pic.twitter.com/n0bAAgoVYF
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) February 10, 2017
Also, the audio quality is really good, like maybe it was recorded in the haunted attic were Steve Bannon and Kellyanne Conway sleep in coffins when it's night-night time at the White House.
For this interview, we award Breitbart one participation trophy shaped like a special snowflake.
Also, this is your OPEN THREAD!
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