THIS Is Tom DeLay's Last Dance, Not That Other Thing He Said A Month Ago Was His Last Dance

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Stately, plump Tom DeLay unceremoniously took a sabbatical from Dance, Star, Dance! back when he hurt... his... clavicle (?). Anyway, for the season finale of the teevee show DeLay and the one they call "Cheryl" danced some more because of all the demand that they do exactly that. What will Tom DeLay do for attention now that television has also turned its sequinless, inelegant back on Dance? Worry not! He has that Millionare thing! And—fingers crossed!—Twitter, probably. He will probably also audition for Twitter. [YouTube]

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