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This Is What Donald Trump Jr. Sees When He Looks At Daddy

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Yes, it's real. No, we cannot make shit like this up. Yes, we feel like we've been granted a window into Donald Trump Jr.'s psychosexual issues, one we did not ask for. No, there is not enough bleach in the world to put directly on your eyeballs so you can un-see this.

Does Junior really think Daddy looks like that? Because last we checked Daddy looks like this:

Daddy looks like this:

Daddy looks like this:

Daddy looks like this:

STFU

Daddy looks like this:

 

Daddy looks like this:

Those are all what Daddy looks like.

Daddy does not look like this:

Goodbye, we are going to take a shower now.

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