This Is Why They're the Majority Party, People

daniels-sm.jpgEveryone once in a while -- very rarely, mind you -- we get jealous of our friends in the "real" media.


operative: so I'll be going to the Media Research Center DisHonor awards in a week or so

wonkette: ha, wonderful. sounds like it'll be the social event of the season

operative: I plan on a three way with Hannity and Coulter

operative: Joe Scarborough called the MRC's Annual Gala "the must attend event in Washington."...Like other awards shows, categories are presented with several nominees, but the difference is conservative personalities present the awards and accept the awards for the liberal winners. Past presenters include: Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, Michelle Malkin, Jonah Goldberg, and Neil Boortz, to name a few. A short list of past accepters includes: US Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, Ambassador Jeanne Kirkpatrick, Sen. Zell Miller, Judge Robert Bork, Rich Lowery, Lucianne Goldberg, and William F. Buckley.

Then we throw in some surprises such as Rush Limbaugh and the Charlie Daniels Band that have appeared in the past and you have what has become an event you don't want to miss.

operative: jealous?

operative: Charlie Daniels Band!

wonkette: CHARLIE DANIELS BAND

wonkette: OMG

operative: haha

operative: I know, I know

operative: this could be great

wonkette: Oh man, i bet fucking media matters doesn't get anyone as awesome as that.

wonkette: they have, like, Ani DiFranco or something.

operative: they get like some swahili drum circle

wonkette: with martin sheen playing bongos

operative: haha

wonkette: and sean penn singing backup

operative: sheen is shirtless

wonkette: natch

wonkette: meanwhile, MRC reunites Van Halen with David Lee Roth

operative: ha

wonkette: they'll fight bias with ROCK

DisHonors Awards [MRC]

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