This Is Why They're the Majority Party, People
Everyone once in a while -- very rarely, mind you -- we get jealous of our friends in the "real" media.
operative: so I'll be going to the Media Research Center DisHonor awards in a week or so
wonkette: ha, wonderful. sounds like it'll be the social event of the season
operative: I plan on a three way with Hannity and Coulter
operative: Joe Scarborough called the MRC's Annual Gala "the must attend event in Washington."...Like other awards shows, categories are presented with several nominees, but the difference is conservative personalities present the awards and accept the awards for the liberal winners. Past presenters include: Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, Michelle Malkin, Jonah Goldberg, and Neil Boortz, to name a few. A short list of past accepters includes: US Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, Ambassador Jeanne Kirkpatrick, Sen. Zell Miller, Judge Robert Bork, Rich Lowery, Lucianne Goldberg, and William F. Buckley.
Then we throw in some surprises such as Rush Limbaugh and the Charlie Daniels Band that have appeared in the past and you have what has become an event you don't want to miss.
operative: Charlie Daniels Band!
wonkette: CHARLIE DANIELS BAND
operative: I know, I know
operative: this could be great
wonkette: Oh man, i bet fucking media matters doesn't get anyone as awesome as that.
wonkette: they have, like, Ani DiFranco or something.
operative: they get like some swahili drum circle
wonkette: with martin sheen playing bongos
wonkette: and sean penn singing backup
operative: sheen is shirtless
wonkette: meanwhile, MRC reunites Van Halen with David Lee Roth
wonkette: they'll fight bias with ROCK
DisHonors Awards [MRC]