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So much stuff is going on with all the douchebag Nazis in Charlottesville that we could not just pick one thing, so we are doing all the things. And I guess I'll probably just keep updating it, because stuff just keeps happening.


Some Crazy Terrorist Asshole Drove A Car Into Counter-Protesters.

Yep! That sure is some terrorism right there! The crash has resulted in several injuries "from life threatening to minor:"

Again, Nazi terrorists are DRIVING CARS INTO PEOPLE.

BREAKING (2:30pm): "A life has been lost," says Charlottesville Mayor.

BREAKING: (2:39pm) The driver of the car has been arrested

Trump Responds! In The Most Vague Manner Possible!

It was received in the exact way you would expect, by people like punchable Nazi Richard Spencer.

Given that the Nazis are going around chanting Trump's name, he probably doesn't want to say anything that could be interpreted as directly opposing them! They're his base, after all!

Also They Are Chanting "White Sharia Now"

GUESS WHAT WHITE SHARIA IS? Oh, I will tell you. It is this swell idea that white supremacists and loser 4chan dudes came up with, where they basically get to be in charge of all the stuff and get revenge on "sluts" and ban women from voting and working and also all get girlfriends or something. It also involves being very racist and homophobic, because of course it does.

I'm telling you. All of this shit just comes down, in the end, to "Women won't fuck me and I am MAD ABOUT IT."

Here Is A Picture Of Richard Spencer Getting Arrested, Just Cuz.

That hits the spot.

This Is What Happened When A Black Pastor Protesting Tried To Talk To Joy Reid

 

Reid was interviewing Rev. Traci Blackmon, when suddenly violence erupted and she had to be whisked off camera yelling "Gotta go!"

The Nazis Are Using The Detroit Red Wings Logo For Some Reason?

Here Is Jeff Sessions, Also Being Vague AF

What a world, when our "leaders" cannot say "Hey, Nazis are bad."

Here Is Trump's Official Statment, In Which He Still Fails To Say Nazis Are Bad.

Yes. He is very upset about the bad hate that is coming from all sides. All of them. Many, many sides.

OH HEY! Remember that time Trump decided the government should just leave all the nice Nazis alone and stop looking into any of the terrorism they do?

Meanwhile, earlier this week...

Here is a really cool story about how Sebastian Gorka went on Breitbart News and talked all about how it is so unfair that the left picks on White Supremacists all the time, when they are "not the problem."

That Didn't Take Long

So that is it for now (WE HOPE), so long as nothing too crazy happens. Please return to your beds and pull the covers up over your faces while sitting in the upright position, screaming into your hands until we see you tomorrow.

Unless, again, something horrible happens.

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Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. Previously, she was a Senior Staff Writer at Death & Taxes, and Assistant Editor at The Frisky (RIP). Currently, she writes for Wonkette, Friendly Atheist, Quartz and other sites. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse

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Yr Wonkette has been getting quite a few visits from trolls lately, although most of the infestations have been incredibly tiresome and not at all worth discussing here. We're talking, like, not even as good as ol' Turgid Love Muscle Guy. Come to think of it, we haven't seen him in a while; hope he's OK. At least health-wise.

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In 2006, Bob Casey Jr., then the Pennsylvania state treasurer, defeated Rick Santorum and took his seat in the US Senate; presumably only after having it steam cleaned. Not that Casey wanted anything much to do with Dan Savage, the columnist who had helpfully made the alternative definition of "Santorum" one of the best demonstrations of the power of trolling for the prior three years. But in '06, Casey's campaign actually declined a donation from Savage; Casey's finance director thanked him, but suggested maybe Savage could give the money to a group working against Santorum so Casey wouldn't get flak for taking the donation. That was back when Dems were happy to talk about civil unions but frightened of gay marriage, and Casey just plain wussed out on the chance to bring a "weeks-long debate about feces, lube, and assfucking" to the Senate race, as then-Wonket Dave Weigel put it. But Bob Casey has come rather a long way since then, and he now supports marriage equality. He might still be a bit shy about a full-on embrace of buttsechs talk, however.

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