This Justin In: The DC Skyline is Phallic

* "Seriously, this shit is B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Five pro-chastity women gathering around and offering "modest proposals" on how women should stop being such sluts. (Oh please God let LSS suggest baking cookies.)" [why.i.hate.dc]

* "No Really. $20,000,000. That's 2 million movie tickets. 200,000 dinners for two at Ray's the Steaks. Twenty houses in North Arlington or the Palisades. A minor baseball franchise." [Metroblogging DC]

* "Both of the cities' most famed monuments are phallic; both thrive on coffee consumption; both have low, yet beautiful skylines; both have metros that stop running at midnight (arrrgggh!)..." [The DC Concierge]

* "Who hasn't gotten so trashed that jumping off a balcony or peeing off an eight-story roof sound like great ideas?" [Arjewtino]


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