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Oh look, it's another TOTALLY NORMAL REACTION to how Target has issued a policy that says people can use whichever restroom matches their gender identity. We are beginning to wonder what wingnuts actually do in the bathroom, because for a significant portion of America to be freaking out about human beings going into bathroom stalls and aiming #1 and #2 at the potty, there's got to be something we are missing.

Anyway, here is insane pastor Rick Wiles, host of the wingnut TruNews radio program, sharing a fetish he's been having, about doing golden showers on the floor at Target:

Target's statement on toilet rights says, "We certainly respect that there are a wide variety of perspectives and opinions," said Target spokesman Molly Snyder. "As a company that firmly stands behind what it means to offer our team an inclusive place to work, and our guests an inclusive place to stop, we believe that this is the right thing for Target." Now listen to this, she said, "Target stores have single stall family restrooms for those that may be more comfortable with that option."

HOW ABOUT IF I JUST URINATE ON YOUR FLOOR, HOW ABOUT THAT, MOLLY? Because you're defecating on this nation!

Well then, guess that's tit for tat! Or piss for poop.

[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/592764/fox-friends-confused-which-toys-have-a-penis-and-which-have-a-vagina"></a>[/wonkbar]Pastor Rick Wiles, who is a defender of Family Values (and who also thinks Planned Parenthood clinics double as Satanic temples, because no shit, Sherlock), is so very worried about transgender people going into stalls and making bathroom, that he would like to fish his little pigtail penis out of his zipper -- maybe in the women's clothing department, or in the gender-neutral toy section of the store, we dunno -- and make a BIG show of doing wee wee on the floor.

[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/601163/journalist-james-okeeffe-pretends-to-be-bathroom-sex-pervert"></a>[/wonkbar]This is just a GREAT way to show everybody who's a real sexual predator bathroom threat and who isn't. Hey, maybe "journalist" James O'Keefe would like to pretend to Snapchat some ladies in the ladies' room at Target too, to MAKE A POINT. Alternately, he could just lure the Target Lady into a dildo lube boat and "pretend" to sex her. Take that, you transgenders!

[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/592413/gay-hating-oregon-bakers-real-tired-of-getting-concentration-camped-by-hitler"></a>[/wonkbar]Now, to be fair to Rick Wiles, we should mention that he gets REAL squicked out and fucking insane about all homo-lezzie-transformer things. When those Christian cake-baking assfucks in Oregon, Aaron and Melissa Klein, violated nondiscrimination laws by refusing to bake a cake for gays, and were subsequently fined, he said it was JUST LIKE HITLER. He didn't threaten to pull out his penis and show it to all of Oregon that time though.

Is the Target potty just like Hitler too?

Our minds are being captured ... by perverts. This is what happened in Germany. The Nazis were perverts. They took over Germany. It was a radical, socialist, homosexual movement called the Nazi Socialist Party. They're now in control of America. And sane people better rise up and oppose it quickly. This is just the beginning.

[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/581758/thanks-a-lot-liberals-for-literally-holocausting-that-dumb-bigot-pizza-place-family"></a>[/wonkbar]The cake-bakers got Holocausted (just like those pizza bigots!) and now the Target Lady is Holocausting everybody and UGH all the Holocausts! Maybe one day there will be a museum in Washington so we can #NeverForget about the time Rick Wiles and all his conservative Christian pals got Holocausted by the gays and the BLTs, and it'll be just like the REAL Holocaust museum, except for it will be called the LOL-ocaust Museum, because it will be a hilarious museum.

[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/601049/fox-news-morons-so-scared-of-taking-a-dump-at-target"></a>[/wonkbar]Wiles added the final "QED, bitches!" to his case by explaining that "these [LGBT] freaks are going to get us all killed" by causing nuclear war with Russia, at which point everybody will die and go either to heaven or hell, and it will all be because of Target Poo Poo, THE END, WE DARE YOU TO ARGUE WITH HIS LOGIC.

[Right Wing Watch via PinkNews]

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Once upon a time... about ten years ago, a group of entirely ridiculous men burst onto the scene wearing stupid hats and telling men that wearing stupid hats and telling men that walking up to women in bars and insulting ("negging") them would get them laid. This did not last long, as women also had televisions and computers and were completely aware of these tricks as well, so when some ass came up to us in a bar and said "Hey, nice nails, are they real?" we would laugh and laugh and loudly announce "Oh my god, this guy just tried to neg me! Can you believe that shit? HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY JUST TRIED TO NEG ME!" and then refer to him as "Mystery" the whole night.

Most of the men who tried that shit only did so a few times before realizing that it wasn't going to work, and thus moved on to other things. Perhaps things that did not involve furry hats and coming off as a huge creep. We may never know, because I would assume that those who tried it are now extremely embarrassed and would never, ever admit to this to us.

Still, there were a few men willing to eat that shit up, as well as some grifters willing to take advantage of that. Said grifters tended to be extremely misogynistic and seemed more like they were teaching men how to be as despised by women as they were than teaching them how to actually be liked by women.

Some of them, like Roosh V, a creepy weirdo who actually does live in his mom's basement, actively encouraged men to rape women who were intoxicated to the point of being obviously unable to consent.

However, even that branch of the PUA tree is wilting away. Many "self-help" style PUA forums like Nextasf and RSDnation are shutting down or have already shut down. In March, Chateau Heartiste, a batshit crazy PUA turned White Nationalist/Alt-Right blog was shut down by Wordpress. This week, rape advocate Roosh V (whom you may recall once called yours truly a "Wonkette typist/clown face, would not bang") announced that he was renouncing his PUA ways and devoting himself to Jesus. He explained to the forum he manages that he would no longer be allowing anyone to discuss premarital "fornication."

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'Baby Geniuses' star Jon Voight took to Twitter early this morning to proclaim his undying love for Donald Trump, probably because there is no one left in his life who will listen to him talk about this, or anything else, in person. In this video rant, Voight encouraged members of the Republican Party, whom he apparently thinks are the only real citizens of the United States, to stand by Donald Trump and "acknowledge the truth" that he is the best President since Abraham Lincoln.


Part ONE:

People of the Republican Party, I know you will agree with me when I say our president has our utmost respect and our love. This job is not easy. For he's battling the left and their absurd words of destruction. I've said this once and I'll say this again. That our nation has been built on the solid ground from our forefathers, and there is a moral code of duty that has been passed on from President Lincoln. I'm here today to acknowledge the truth, and I'm here today to tell you my fellow Americans that our country…

Oh no, not our absurd words of destruction!

Part DEUX:

is stronger, safer, and with more jobs because our President has made his every move correct. Don't be fooled by the political left, because we are the people of this nation that is witnessing triumph. So let us stand with our president. Let us stand up for this truth, that President Trump is the greatest president since President Lincoln.

Does Jon Voight not know there have been... other presidents? Can he name them? Because really, it does not sound like it. Does he also not know that a very big chunk of the Republican Party actually does not care very much for Abraham Lincoln? Namely those defenders of Confederate statues that Trump called "very fine people?" Also, did he intentionally diss their beloved Ronald Reagan?

Who can know? Who can even tell what he is trying to say or why he is trying to say it. He doesn't appear to have tweeted much since 2016, so I'm guessing whoever's job it was to keep him from tanking his career quit. Either that... or after filming the seventh season of Ray Donovan, he found out it's going to be canceled or his character is getting killed off or something and he is now free to be a jackass? I don't know, I haven't watched the show, although my parents are very into it and mad that I haven't watched it. Literally all I know about it is that it has something to do with Boston, because they keep mentioning that to me like it's a selling point.

It seems useless at this point to note that the people who scream their faces off about how bad it is for Hollywood celebs to support liberal causes, and how they should keep their politics to themselves, etc. etc. make a way bigger deal than normal people do whenever a Big Time Hollywood Celebrity like Jon Voight or, uh, Scott Baio, supports their cause. Mostly because they're the only ones who have elected a reality TV star and the star of Bedtime for Bonzo (who by the way, also once practically ruined a perfectly good Bette Davis movie with his bad acting. Which is not to say that Dark Victory is not fantastic and probably the best thing to watch if you want to sob your face off, but he was very bad in it.) to run the country.

But we might as well do that anyway, because it actually never stops being funny.

[Jon Voight Twitter]

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