This Shit's So Good It Doesn't Need a Catchy Headline: Exclusive Photos of Katherine Harris
So you can imagine how thrilled we were to receive, from two Florida operatives, a trove of exclusive, never-before-seen photographs of this Big-Breasted Horsewoman of the Apocalypse. Here's a brief taste of what we were given:
"After stealing an election, I wipe my fingers on a little paper cocktail napkin. Hahaha!"
After the jump, a frightening array of Katherine Harris photos. But before you click on that little "More" finger, don't say we didn't warn you. Surgeon General's advisory: Viewing photos of Katherine Harris has been linked to allergic rashes, syphilis, and blindness.
"Don't fuck with me, Democrats! This ain't my first time at the rodeo."
"I'm really sorry you're a senile Floridian voter, but there's nothing I can do..."
"Now where on earth does my reputation as a man-eater come from?"
"Hang THIS chad!"
"Mitchell Wade? MZM? Never heard of 'em. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go lay an egg."
Nothing says determination better than a clenched jaw -- Harris will sell every last push-up bra to fund her Senate campaign.
We hope Harris wins! If not, we'll have to endure this sight:
The agony of defeat -- and too much foundation...
C'mon, Floridians: Vote Katherine Harris for U.S. Senate!
Katherine Harris for Senate [official website]
Earlier: Prior coverage of Katherine Harris (scroll down)