This Shit's So Good It Doesn't Need a Catchy Headline: Exclusive Photos of Katherine Harris

We'll admit it, in case you haven't noticed: we're kind of obsessed with Katherine Harris. We're following her determined quest for a U.S. Senate seat very closely, even obsessively.

So you can imagine how thrilled we were to receive, from two Florida operatives, a trove of exclusive, never-before-seen photographs of this Big-Breasted Horsewoman of the Apocalypse. Here's a brief taste of what we were given:

katherine harris 11.jpg"After stealing an election, I wipe my fingers on a little paper cocktail napkin. Hahaha!"

After the jump, a frightening array of Katherine Harris photos. But before you click on that little "More" finger, don't say we didn't warn you. Surgeon General's advisory: Viewing photos of Katherine Harris has been linked to allergic rashes, syphilis, and blindness.


katherine harris 3.jpg"Don't fuck with me, Democrats! This ain't my first time at the rodeo."

katherine harris 4.jpg"I'm really sorry you're a senile Floridian voter, but there's nothing I can do..."

katherine harris 5.jpg"Now where on earth does my reputation as a man-eater come from?"

katherine harris 7.jpg"Hang THIS chad!"

katherine harris 9.jpg"Mitchell Wade? MZM? Never heard of 'em. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go lay an egg."

katherine harris 10.jpg

katherine harris 1.jpgNothing says determination better than a clenched jaw -- Harris will sell every last push-up bra to fund her Senate campaign.

We hope Harris wins! If not, we'll have to endure this sight:

katherine harris 2.jpgThe agony of defeat -- and too much foundation...

C'mon, Floridians: Vote Katherine Harris for U.S. Senate!

Katherine Harris for Senate [official website]

Earlier: Prior coverage of Katherine Harris (scroll down)


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