This Smug Sex Mannequin Is The Official Libertarian Mascot


Don't know how, don't know why, but last night your Wonkette found itself in the bathroom ofReason magazine HQ, during a John Stossel book event, staring down this pantsless mannequin that all libertarians molest all day, maybe.

"Salutations, Mr. Boss, Dr. Congressman Ron Paul," any libertarian will say any given workday, "I just finished writing a treatise on on how taxes are a form of coercion to steal your property, backed by military and police power, or whatever annoying thing it is I always say. Can I go molest the sex mannequin now?"

"Bleaahnnnhaanhnhn," Ron Paul responds, the end.


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