The ratings for the network television programme "Mister Trump's Funtimes Band of Drug Addicts With Assorted Levels of Brain Damage" must be in le shitter, again, because it is once more time for the quadrennial favorite, "Donald Trump pretends he is running for president, again, to gin up some wan interest in his stupid repetitive ball of bullshit and nonsense."
The last time Donald Trump pretended to run for president, we here at Wonkette treated you to weeks and weeks of hilarious dick jokes about him, probably, because of how he is a sad racist anger buffoon who always goes bankrupt.
Anyway, here he is again, yawn.
Is there anything that could keep him from running ... THIS TIME?
“It’s very difficult for me to make a commitment, with The Apprentice and so many things,” Trump says. “It’s harder for me than some politician who says, ‘I guess I’ll run.’ So that’s the thing I have to keep looking at. I want to watch what happens with the 2014 elections, and then make a final decision after those elections.”
Oh, right. The thing that could keep him from running, THIS TIME, is the same thing that "kept him from running" last time: his dumb show that nobody even watches makes him WAY BUSIER and MUCH MORE IMPORTANT than all those governors and senators out there who we guess just laze around on the beach all day reading Us Weekly stories about poor Amanda Bynes :(
But despite how important and busy he is, this time he means it maybe!
“I’m looking,” Trump says. “I have a large following of people who are tired of seeing this country ripped off, and taken advantage of [by] everyone who does business with us. We used to be the smart one of the block, and now we’re the dummies on the block. They want to see me, and I want to see them.”
Leave Anthony Weiner out of it, Trump.
[ NRO , via PoliticalWire ]
This Time He Means It About Running For President, Lies Donald Trump
I make it a rule in my life to always hesitate to agree with Karl Rover, but this time I think he nailed it.
Donald Chump, if he ran for Federal office, would have to sign a financial disclosure form under penalty of perjury.
In other words, he'd have to admit to the world he has a lot less money than he's been claiming for the past, oh, twenty years or so. Remember when he said he owned the Empire State Building?
Ain't never gonna happen. Nev. Er.
yeah, i'll be using this all weekend.
cheers!