We have a verdict in New York's first revenge porn case, and it's bad news for anyone who has ever been humiliated after sending erotic self-portraits to their "main ho," "side piece," or "significant other," and wants to see that person convicted of a crime, in New York:
A Manhattan judge ruled this week that a man who shared naked photos of his girlfriend on Twitter — and sent them to her sister and her boss via email — did not technically do anything illegal.
This is good news for... creeps? Brett Favre? Ha, of course the Brett Favre/Jenn Sterger/Brett Favre's Stubby Penis incident is not analogous to this case, but it's never a bad idea to remind people that Brett Favre texted dick pixxx to a lady, and you can still see the dick pixxx to this very day if you want to. That is the magic of the internet, and a cautionary tale that you should only trust certain people with your boudoir shots, wink, air kiss, slurred pickup line. READ MORE
I dated a comedian for a short time. She had lots of small penis jokes. Don't date comedians. Just. Don't.
Someone needs to take naked pictures of the judge and release them to internet gods.