We thought about canceling on yinz ... wait, that is Pittsburgh. We thought about canceling on tu ustedes, but what is a little nor'easter between friends?

We will see you TONIGHT, Brooklyn, New York, at your comrade Erin's restaurant Grindhaus, 275 Van Brunt St., Red Hook, Brooklyn, we will call it 7-9 p.m. and NO LATER because apparently we have to take a ferry home. (Food is on us, your drinks are on you!)

FRIDAY! Pizza party at Pi Pizzeria, 910 F Street NW, Washington, DC 20004, 202.393.5484. Pizza and beer are on me! 6-8 p.m.!

And here is the plan for Saturday morning:

We will meet outside Rosa Mexicano, 575 Seventh St. NW, across the street from the Gallery Place Chinatown Metro Station. We (or you!) will be waiting there from 10:30 a.m. to 12:15, because -- and this is important -- last time we were an hour late to our own meeting spot because it took 90 minutes to get out of the subway. We're not mad -- getting out of the subway was one of the funnest, most energetic parts of the 2017 Women's March -- we are just saying, there will be a whole block of time when we might be late, or you might be late, or all of us might be late together. So instead of leaving without each other, we will all wait quite a while. GOT IT? GOOD! :D

NOW! For your Philadelphia party pix! The original plan was to march on Drinking Liberally and invade their party by aggressively BUYING THEM BEER. But they canceled for weather. Did YOUR WONKETTE NATION cancel for weather? THEY FUCKING DID NOT. About a dozen showed up from many miles away -- IN WEATHER -- to eat and drink and bring us presents. Let's look at them!

And for the rest of our Get Your Guns Off My Lawn 2018 Tour? Well, it's mostly not scheduled yet. But we'll get there!

Baltimore, Maryland! Holy Frijoles, 4 to 7 p.m.! Sun., March 25.

Morgantown, West Virginia! Let us wipe off the coal dust and kiss you on your FED UP faces! Mon., March 26. And then …

Lexington, Kentucky!

Definitely Indianapolis!

Looks like Kansas City!

And then Denver!

Maybe Wyoming? We got anyone in Wyoming? One guy has emailed me “I live in Wyoming.” Okay we love you bye.

Thank you for the ass, gas, and grass. And also for supporting Wonkette, which runs SOLELY on donations from YOU.

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On Saturday, Glenn Greenwald saw a story in the New York Times about how the US is mucking around in Russia's power grid in a show of power:

In interviews over the past three months, [current and former US] officials described the previously unreported deployment of American computer code inside Russia's grid and other targets as a classified companion to more publicly discussed action directed at Moscow's disinformation and hacking units around the 2018 midterm elections.

So Glenn Greenwald, being a total Glenn Greenwald, used that moment to defend his president, Donald J. Trump, because OMG it is just crazy that the liberals and the Deep State and the Rachel Maddow think Trump is some kind of puppet of Vladimir Putin, just because he constantly acts like a puppet of Vladimir Putin.

HAW HAW, LIBS OWNED! Isn't Donald Trump always saying nobody's tougher on Russia than he is? Glenn Greenwald agrees that nobody is tougher on Russia than Donald Trump, because Donald Trump says so.

As Aaron Rupar from Vox points out, this tweet from Donald Trump arrived just about eight hours later ...

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