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Throw Your Vote In The Trash Right Here

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Wonkette back-alley trash operative "Jim S." sends us thisSuper Tuesday Polling Pic of democracy in action in Huntington, Virginia, where some rascally teenagers or volunteer poll workers put a comical "Vote Here" sign over the fetid waste depositories. What does this mean?


Since Virginia's primary is only between Mitt Romney and Ron Paul, we can only assume that this is a plot by the Trilateral Commission to trick Paul voters into throwing their votes away, maybe. Oh and wait, those cans are BLUE, generally connoting recycling? The neoliberals are definitely up to something.

Did you see other hijinks or something else horrid at your Stupor Tuesday polling station today? Share it with tips@wonkette.com or the Trilats will give you the hantavirus and gonorrhea.

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