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"Tight Hole Operations": 10 Questions for Jeff Gannon

jeff gannon 1.jpgShortly after we issued our initial report on Vice President Dick Cheney's "tight hole operations," an irate Wonkette reader emailed us: "You did a story on 'tight hole operations,' and you didn't ask Jeff Gannon for comment! What's up with that? You guys are no Ana Marie Cox."


Eager to remedy this journalistic lapse, we emailed Mr. Gannon with ten questions about "tight hole operations" -- which you can read for yourself, after the jump.

Here's what we wrote:

Dear Mr. Gannon:

Greetings from Wonkette. Not too long ago, we did a story on alleged "tight hole operations" by Vice President Dick Cheney.

Because you are a recognized authority on "tight hole operations," we would like to submit to you the following 10 questions on the subject. Please feel free to answer any or all of them:

1. Is it true that you have engaged in "tight hole operations" -- with men?

2. Do you believe the rumors of Vice President Dick Cheney's involvement in "tight hole operations"?

3. What do you think of the rumor that Dick Cheney may have engaged in "tight hole operations" with Pamela Willeford?

4. Would you personally like to engage in "tight hole operations" with the Vice President?

5. If you could engage in "tight hole operations" with any member of the Administration, whom would you select, and why?

6. If you could engage in "tight hole operations" with any member of Congress, whom would you select, and why?

7. If you could engage in "tight hole operations" with any member of the Washington press corps, whom would you select, and why?

8. Do you agree with the Supreme Court's decision in Lawrence v. Texas, in which it struck down Texas's criminal prohibition on "tight hole operations"?

9. Do you think that the federal government should authorize "tight hole operations" in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge?

10. Do you believe that President Clinton engaged in "tight hole operations" with "that woman, Miss Lewinsky"?

Thank you very much for your time and kind consideration of these queries. We look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,

Wonkette

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Dying to learn what Gannon wrote in response? Check back soon.

Jeff Gannon -- A Voice of the New Media

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