Tim Johnson's Hospital Full of Forgetful Dirtbags
Senator Tim Johnson remains at George Washington University Hospital, recovering from a brain hemorrhage. His condition is more or less unchanged. But the GWU hospital is one of the top in the country at... well, brain stuff. Maybe. We just kinda made that up. But Dick Cheney goes there, and he's only nearly died a couple dozen times!
Ok, we'll admit -- it's hard to be that positive about GW hospital when we see something like this picture, which suggests that it's the patient's responsibility to make sure their health care provider rinsed off his or her filthy, bloodstained, disease-ridden bacterial funhouses of hands before rubbing those greasy mitts all over South Dakota's Senior Senator.
My Crisis du Jour at GW Hospital [StarSpangledHaggis]