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Tim Russert Hates Louder, Crazier Version of Self

Who could hate that face???


The prosecution in the Scooter Libby trial yesterday presented a little note of advice from Mary Matalin to Scooter from back in the day, advising him on how to discredit Joe Wilson. She recommended calling Tim Russert, who'd be sympathetic to Libby's complaint that Russert's fellow NBC employee Chris Matthews was unfairly criticizing the Vice President. Because, well, here's how Matalin put it:

"Call Tim. He hates Chris -- he needs to know it all."

Of all the beautiful gifts this trial has given us -- Judy Miller unemployed, Team Bush and Team Cheney at each other's throats, the glorious return of Ari Fleischer -- this might be our favorite. Tim Russert hates Chris Matthews. Why? Because Matthews is louder? Is his head even bigger? Has anyone measured?

Or does Russert just hate the Irish? We're leaning toward that one.

Everyone Hates Chris [Swampland]

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Ann Coulter is not impressed with Donald Trump's presumptuous plan to stop ripping babies away from their mothers and sending them to infant prison. For quite a while, Ann has been obsessively lamenting the very idea that American people even have children to "fill their lives with joy," but now (lol, "now") Ann has shifted her rage to immigrant people. Every time you watch her waving her alien-length arms around in a ritualistic frenzy over how shitty liberals are, just remember that we have already seen the emptiness of her soul laid bare. Remember that time she wanted to eat your baby because you got a tax credit?

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It's just another Wednesday in an America that snatched kids from their parents and locked them up in old Walmarts. Trump just signed an unneeded executive order ending his heinous child separation policy, but his "the bad guy mobster in a mobster movie" tactics might've had some permanent damage. What remains of the shriveled-up soul of the grand old poor-screwing Republican party has finally had enough.

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