Tim Tebow Will Help You Be The Manliest Jesus Lover Ever Just Like Tim Tebow
How'd you guys spend Easter? Dinner with the family? Avoiding dinner with the family? Being a heathen or a Jew? No matter, because now you're sad that you did not celebrate Easter chopping wood, like Jesus did (carpenters chopped their own wood, right?), with a beswollen Tim Tebow and a bearded dude from Duck Dynasty. Oh, fuck you if you think we can keep the Duck Dynasty guys straight.
All we can think of when we look at that tweet is that Tim Tebow is morphing into that dude Ronnie from Jersey Shore.