From TIME magazine:

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Oh, yeah. Saw that on a double feature with "The Hot, Wet Summer of Condoleezza Rice."

Bonus joke: We're told, "He has seen better times, but all he cares about is history, not today's headlines." Well, not as long as they're awesome headlines like this. And as long as they're true.

The Long, Hard Autumn of Dick Cheney [TIME]