The Ann Coulter TIME cover truly is the gift that keeps on giving. And we're not going to look this gift horse in the mouth, especially since her breath apparently comes forth in "gales of laughter so forceful you smell the Nicorette." We've only just started actually reading the damn thing and between the glowing accounts of Ann's semi-slutty self-caricature (kind of a fan ourselves!) and artful newsweeklisms such as "No one, right or left, delivers the required apothegmatic commentary on the world with as much glee or effectiveness as Coulter," we do think that TIME has actually managed to deliver a huge scoop: It turns out it is possible to give a woman a blow job.
UPDATE: By woman, we mean Coulter.
Ms. Right [TIME]