Time To Watch Trump's Coronavirus ... Just Kidding, We Don't Have To Anymore!
Achtung! Your Favorite President you love so much is giving some sort of Rose Garden coronavirus
superspreader hootenanny and tapdancestravaganza announcement and if you want to watch it, you can't stay here!
Because we don't have to, and also fuck him.
Instead, here is 17 minutes of Gustavo Dudamel conducting Ravel's Bolero, for some stirring bone music, for boning! Or yapping in the comments, which do not exist.
See you on the flipside, Wonkers, this is your OPEN THREAD!
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