Tin-Foil Hat Trick

A Wonkette operative his a kind of trifecta:


1. Bush is gay

2. Jeff Gannon was his lover

3. Jeff Gannon beat him

All that's missing is Halliburton supplying the lube! Email after the jump.

From: [deleted]

Subject:

Date: March 4, 2005 2:00:41 PM EST

To: tips@wonkette.com

Bush has come to work with black eyes and scratches on two occasions. This occurred during the time Jeff Gannon was around the whitehouse. (Most people would be offered counseling by the employer after the second event)

THe first time he was the victim of a pretzel. That's not anymore believable that he was spanked and punched by Jeff Gannon after getting really drunk.

Later in Texas he fell off his bike, he said.

Why not look into the possible connections.

Bush has come to work with black eyes and scratches on two occasions. This occurred during the time Jeff Gannon was around the whitehouse. (Most people would be offered counseling by the employer after the second event)

THe first time he was the victim of a pretzel. That's not anymore believable that he was spanked and punched by Jeff Gannon after getting really drunk.

Later in Texas he fell off his bike, he said.

Why not look into the possible connections.

We'll pass but maybe Kos has some free time?
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