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Tell you what, it's about dang time they made a craigslist for conservative real 'mericuns, caint even look for some coonhounds what without gettin' all distracted by the filthy pre-vert m4m ads, next thing you know the devil done led you to some rest-stop men's room and stuck some feller's peter in your mouth, it's disgraceful.

So, finally, true patriots can stop hookin' up with other "str8 males" and concentrate on what's good about America, which is selling shit to fellow Real Americans. Say hello (in English!) to Gipperslist, the kind of place where ... well, jesus, nobody's really using it. Sometimes, it seems like every so-called Republican in the country is a motherfucking RINO leftie, you know? Well hell let's just click the first state -- it's one of the Real American states, too, where slavery is still legal -- and just click the first category in that sea of zeros to actually offer an item for sale. Here, it's the book section! Who says wingnuts caint read good?

Thanks to Wonkette operative "Banana" for the tip.

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Tim Scott, the Senate's sole black Republican, added some spice to my Thursday when he torpedoed the nomination of Oregon's Ryan Bounds to fill a seat on the Ninth US Circuit Court of Appeals. Why? He thought he was just too racist, and if you're too racist for the black Tea Party-endorsed senator from South Carolina, you're too racist to even operate a bad pizza chain.

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Voters in Oklahoma approved a June ballot initiative making medical marijuana legal, and in response, the state's Republican establishment has gone into full Reefer Madness Freakout Mode, certain that if anyone gets a prescription for wacky tobacky, folks will be smoking marijuana in Muskogee, and wearing roman sandals instead of leather boots. Among those getting in on the fun of a full-on political panic was Julie Ezell, the general counsel for the State Department of Health, who resigned last week after it was revealed she'd written threatening emails to herself and claimed they'd been sent by dangerous weed advocates. Ezell was charged Tuesday with making a false police report and generally being a narc in the incident. Authorities are said to be weighing an uptight buzzkill enhancement.

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