So you get yrFreedom Tray and load it with Cheesesteak Burgers and fried tumor pies and a bucket o'cola and sit it write there on yr crotch, while driving, and congrats you're supporting the troops. But how can you be more patriotic while driving that $52,000 GMC fuck-truck you got a few years ago, "when credit was easy?" Get this fuck'r here, the computer desk that latches onto the steering wheel, so you can wash that Freedom Tray spread down with a fuckin' porno jackoff. [Amazon, where the comments are epic, in a good way]