Go to these, sneak in, drink, take embarrassing photos, note who's on the list, and report back to us, o minions. (Put our tips e-mail address in your phone now, before you're really drunk, and send those cam-pix to us tonight. You will remain anonymous, etc.)

* Dept. of Treasury -- Cash Room; 1500 PA, 4-6

* IFS -- Tortilla Coast, 5:30

* Tax Foundation -- Sonoma, 5:30-7:30

* POGO -- 666 11th St, NW #900, 5:30-7:30

* Cornerstone -- 300 Independence Av, 5:30-10

* American Inst of Architects -- Red Sage, 605 14th, 6-7:30

* Chamber of Commerce -- 1615 H St, NW, 6-8

* Women in Gov't Relations -- B-354, 6-8

* Canadian Embassy -- 501 PA Ave, NW, 6-8

* Quinn-Gillespie -- 1133 Connecticut, 5th, 6:30

* Mercatus Ctr Dinner -- Fairmont Hotel, 6:30

* AstraZeneca -- Johnny's Half Shell, 6:30-9:30

* SMI -- Lounge 201, 6:30-9T