* After she delights and amuses Judge Walton, Andrea Mitchell will (probably) drag her ass to the Smithsonian for a book promotion/interview with Gwen Ifill. $25 at 8PM. [Smithsonian]

* Learn ballroom dancing in the "Corcoran's famed interior." Includes the Fox Trot, the Cha-Cha and the Tango. For you hand-sweaters, free champagne. Cocktail attire is encouraged. $45 solo, $75 for a couple at 7PM. Do it for the Tuckster, "I'm 37. I've got four kids. I have a steady job. I don't do things that I'm not good at very often. I'm psyched to get to do that." [Corcoran]

* Apples in Stereo, Casper & The Cookies at the Black Cat. $15 at 8PM. [Black Cat]

* Stellastarr and Soft Complex at the Rock & Roll Hotel. $14 at 8PM. [R&R]

* Or just stay in and lock your door and for godssake STAY OFF THE ROADS -- there's SNOW!