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To Dream a Beautiful Dream

what a queen!Young women come to D.C. with high hopes and pure motives. They come to be a part of the city that is the capital of the free world. They come to have cold water poured over them and to shake their ta-tas at strangers in exchange for pocket change.


No, we're not talking about Rick Santorum's latest class of interns. We're talking about the young idealists who recently auditioned to be waitresses, also known as "hos," at the Coyote Ugly bar in D.C. scheduled to open next month. We have no idea why this wasn't in the Post (Get Getler* on the line!), but the Fredericksberg Free Lance-Star covered it in loving, earnest detail:

Seventy-seven ladies, dressed in skin-tight jeans and micro-minis, thigh-high boots and spiky stilettos, steamed up the bar like a sauna last Wednesday night. . . But only about 30 would win the chance to work at Washington's new Coyote Ugly Bar & Dance Saloon.

Clearly, the auditions are hard. The women (already hampered by their slutty clothes) are made to juggle liquor bottles in a fashion made popular by the moving Tom Cruise documentary, Cocktail. Apparently, it is a difficult skill to master: "Audience members ducked as the novice tossers sent bottles clinking and clanking." By the end of the night, the stage was "littered" with "shards of broken glass."

And, of course, broken dreams.

Sizzling women wowed the crowd at last week's steamy Coyote Ugly bartender competition [Fredericksburg Free Lance-Star]

*Getler, Mike: The omsbudsman of the Washington Post. Wears a Speedo to bed, we don't know why.

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Donald Trump's immigration goon squads were all set to start mass arrests and deportations of families in multiple cities Sunday, but before the raids started, he tweeted Saturday that he'd decided to delay the operation by two weeks -- to allow Democrats a chance to join Republicans in trashing US asylum law. Trump took a phone call Friday evening from Nancy Pelosi urging him to hold off on the raids, although it's also possible that internal disagreements about the operation at the Department of Homeland Security may have been part of the reason for the delay, too. In the meantime, Trump gets to terrify undocumented families some more and rant about deporting "millions," although the planned operation was actually targeted only at a couple thousand people who have already received deportation orders.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement had been gearing up to start raids in 10 US cities, including Los Angeles, Chicago, Miami, and Baltimore, to show how tough America is, and never mind that the sweeps would certainly have led to more family separations, as ICE scooped up at least some undocumented parents of children born in the US. The news also comes while the media is reporting filthy, inhuman conditions at the border camps where newly arrested immigrants, including babies, are being packed in, leading to plenty of awkward questions about why the government suddenly wants to arrest more people in the interior of the country? (Hint: President Eichmann just announced his reelection bid.)

The Great Deporter announced the delay of the operation Saturday by Twitter, as if that were normal, then followed up with more bluster Sunday.

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Kamala Harris was holding it down at the South Carolina Democratic Convention this weekend, and she wasn't just there to kick it at Clyburn's Fish Fry, hang out with Berndog Sanders, and just look extra good. No. She fucking running for President, and she's actually got a chance, unlike the many Mayo Casserole Men who keep jumping into the damn race. Why did they jump in after Kamala and Elizabeth Warren, the only people who are even running, clearly said, "We got it from here, boys"? Not sure, but regardless, it was unnecessary. Doesn't matter anyway because who is gonna remember Dadface McDorksky when Kamala is turning it the fuck out with speeches indicting Trump?

Do you believe in America? Kamala Harris believes in America, and her Saturday speech calls out for justice, and righteousness; where Barack Obama struck hopeful, dulcet, aspirational tones, Harris strikes sharp chords of urgency. To say that she read Trump the riot act would be, and is, an understatement; what she did here raised a crucial reality that some Dems refuse to see. Trump MUST be prosecuted. The Democratic nominee will wear many hats, and one of the most important of those hats is that of a prosecutor. There is a case to be made against Donald J. Trump, hell, there are so many cases, and as far as Harris is concerned, who better to make that case, but a COP? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Kamala Harris at the South Carolina Democratic Convention June, 22 2019 youtu.be

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