Today Marks The Day Rush Limbaugh Squirmed Out Of Mrs. Limbaugh, And Into Our Hearts And Minds
David Rees knows that you tentatively plan on touching yourself every time you see Sarah Palin on Fox News. David Rees, always judging! [ True/Slant: David Rees ]
Do not even think about inviting Roger Ailes to your kegger, unless you want to get punched in the dick, as is his wont. [ The Plank ]
The majority of law school graduates will never enter law/pay off their student loans, and as such, most experts agree they should be harvested for their tender meat. [ Matt Yglesias ]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUSH LIMBAUGH! Tonight we snort our Oxycontin in honor of you. [ RedState ]
Lou Dobbs stars as himself in the critically-acclaimed The Last Birther . [ Think Progress ]