Today's 9/11 Hearings: Fashion Notes
• Oh, Jamie. That suit! Its crazy-making stripedness hurts my eyes and makes it impossible for me to admire the way you knock heads. If you need a best gay friend, we have some extra on hand!
• Confidential to T.K.: Head-and-Shoulders. Selsun Blue. Something. Look into it.
• Those hot shoes behind Cofer Black! No woman in D.C. has shoes that hot, nor would she dangle them so insouciantly. Hey, wait a minute. . . Where was Ashcroft sitting?