Tom Tancredo Wants Alberto Gonzales Deported
Representative Tom Tancredo (R-White America) feels that it's time for Gonzales to "move on," which we're assuming means that that he should be forced across the Rio Grande at gunpoint. He wants him to quit not because of the whole firing-federal-prosecutors scumbaggery that everyone else's panties are in a bunch about, but rather because he's not personally prosecuting illegal immigrants at a quick enough pace.
An anonymous correspondent has this to say:
It's always a Kevin Bacon game with Tom Tancredo, with everything coming back to illegal immigration. Tom's latest string: Firing of lawyers --> Mexican AG --> Illegal immigration! Other suggestions:
* Peanut butter --> Salmonella --> Taco Bell --> Mexicans --> Illegal immigration!
* Global warming --> Alternative fuels --> Ethanol --> Drinking --> Fake IDs and forged documents --> Illegal immigration!
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Tancredo: Time For Gonzales To 'Move On' [AP via CBS]